1. Wear brand new shorts and sandals to the lake.
2. Leave an open jar of fish sauce in the fridge.
3. Substitute baking powder for baking soda. It’s just a bad idea.
4. Put all your undergarments in a hotel drawer….and then promptly forget about them until after you drive the six hours home.
5. Get your laptop or kindle anywhere near a water source.
I don’t want to talk about it.
Thank God for these.