I’m sorry to break up the normal pattern of this blog, but I just have something resting on my heart right now that simply must be shared.
Old Spice man, you have successfully captured my heart. And my boyfriend’s, too.
My man smells very good and I attribute this to none other than Old Spice Swagger body wash, but we are both simply in awe of your chiseled abdominals and wondrous core figure. That being said, while we were in Yosemite, he did offer to carve me a canoe from a large old tree and build me a log cabin with his bare hands so I guess I have the best of both worlds. A modern day Almanzo, if you will.
I feel so much better now that my secret has been made known to the world. Good day, my friends.