a full time dishwasher.
can be male, female or machine operated.
must love buttercream, chocolate, sea salt and brown sugar.
must love cats.
must have extremely strong triceps to occasionally hold broken kitchen aid in place while creaming butter and sugar.
apply now.
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I just want someone to wash anything that has butter on it. Or at least remind me to remove my ring while I wash it. I love butter, but I don’t love when it is stuck to everything!
Have you thought about getting a portable dishwasher? Not sure what the space is like in your place, but you can roll it out of the way when you’re not using it. Might be well worth it considering the amount of baking you do!
Whenever I bake I’m in the same boat but for cooking the rule has always been whoever cooks doesn’t do the dishes. I love that rule…
You broke your KitchenAid? That is amazing.
our kitchen sinks are twins. i totally feel you on this one.
Oh man, I can’t relate to you pain. I’ve always had a dishwasher. My dishes are bad enough as it is, I can’t imagine!
I applaud you because honestly if I didn’t have a dishwasher my husband and I would be eating take out on paper plates every single night.
You didn’t mention what the pay was
I thought about this too. You need to add that you need someone who will work for little to nothing.
I say just pay in food. Heck, I could help you with the dishes and emptying out the overloaded freezer…cleaning up my resume right now.
The prospect of washing dishes is the only thing that keeps my impulses to cook ridiculous things in check! Totally feel your pain. And shouldn’t dish washing being Adam’s domain?
I will not be applying for this. Mainly because I need one myself.
If you find a good one for cheap, send him/her/it my way! I have a sink FULL of dishes!
I didn’t have a dishwasher for 2 years when I lived in Sweden. At first, it was horrible… but I eventually got used to it.
Omg love it! I am traveling and have not had a dishwasher for the past few weeks and forgot just how much TIME it takes to do dishes for me, the hubs, the child…by hand! 3 squares + 3 snacks a day, each, = lotsa dishes!
If you find a great dishwasher who also likes to scrub the floor, toilets, or take out the trash, send him my way please
my condolences, no dishwashy = sad!
Oh god, I could use one of those
But also, I could work for you. You can pay me in baked goods 
Not applying to that
Between home and culinary school, my triceps are shot and the skin on my hands is like sandpaper. I feel for ya!
Can I lick the leftover chocolate? If so, totally applying.
I finally emptied my kitchen sink this morning, and remembered to start the dishwahser.
I’m not strong…and I dislike cats. So…I guess I don’t qualify. But for a place to live with a couch and TV, I’ll do anything !!
I’ll bet you are far more productive than I.
Me? Sleep in. Eat ginormous breakfast. Peruse internet. Watch TV on the floor while sitting on the floor (in freezing apartment!). Snack. Watch more TV. Attempt to read. Fail. Eat ginormous lunch (after all that sitting). Watch christmas movies again all day and nite while sitting on the floor in 10 layers of clothes.
I’ll bet you get a ton of baking done in a day!
Um, could you stop this – every time comment?
I just have guilt feelings for doing nothing, eating, sitting. Their normal feelings. I’ve seen you write in the past about how you feel guilty for everything. I guess I just want to be okay with sitting and just being lazy. Eating way too much hummus and bread and chocolate cookies and chocolate everything.
That’s all. Someday I’m sure this feeling of guilt will go away.
You would likely me call me a lazy useless blob.
hi! girl…everyone has guilty feelings sometimes! They don’t mean you’re lazy and useless…they mean you’re human.
J-
Perhaps you should start your own blog instead of being so depressing on this one. It’s a light, fun post. If you have issues, perhaps you should deal with those or try and be a little bit more helpful here. It’s fun. We all work hard for what we have. This is not a pity party!
I stick to the “cook doesn’t clean” rule. Maybe give some goodies to a friend, and they’ll do the dishes for you as a “thank you?”
Consider this my formal application?!
Oh yes, how sweet it would be to have a human dish washer. If I had to choose between a personal chef and a dish washer, there is no question I would go with the dish washer.
sign me up!
I don’t cook, because I hate washing dishes.
Will work for food!
I second that!
I third this!
if only i loved nearby, i’d glady do this chore for you. i’m great with cleaning but not so good with cooking. dexter and i would be best pals for certain.
I meet all of your qualifications! And I even like doing dishes sort of. Sadly, I don’t think I can move to CA for the job.
and that just made me lol
I was going to ask you before how you ever did your dishes. Whenever I bake it overwhelms me, and it’s just for one!
I think washing dishes is one of my least favorite things to do! I think it stems from a childhood chore of having to do it, and my hands would always get so dry and “dish-pan-y”, b/c I wouldn’t wear gloves. Not sure what I would do without my dishwasher, and I probably put off washing dishes that have to be done by hand! LOL
Brutal. Dishes are definitely a downside to cooking and baking. Might I recommend listening to Billie Holiday while scrubbing? It helps.
I like washing dishes It makes me feel productive after I’ve eaten a nice meal. Standing is much better than sitting.
I feel your pain. I havent had a dishwasher in 3 years. It has severely stunted the list of things I am willing to cook.
haha, just like me sink!
get your guy to do it, right?
my husband is the best dishwasher ever. i’m fortunate to have him
otherwise i’d be in the same position. at least all those dishes=yummy food!
I can totally relate. I’m constantly cooking/baking and my hands are so dry from washing so many dishes every single day.
If you could pay for my flight to the US. I would seriously do your dishes all day everyday.
From reading your posts, I always shake my head when you mention you have tons of dishes to do/don’t have a dishwasher. Half the time I don’t try recipes is simply because of the amount of dishes they dirty. Splurge and get a dishwasher
I actually like doing dishes. When I took cooking classes at the JC, I loved when I was on dish duty. I even use my dw as a drying rack, which the bf never understands. I’m even local.
Wouldn’t it be nice
I noticed that nobody else has mentioned it so I will:
Have kids. Make it a chore. Just sayin;-)
Love you, girl!
Hire me!!! I meet all of the above categories, and actually get a weird pleasure out of washing dishes. Satisfying. Particularly if said dishes were covered in buttercream and chocolate… All you have to do is beat UC-Berkeley’s PhD stipend (so, like, 4 cents an hour) and you have yourself a dishwasher!
ps. I’m only kind of kidding… !
We had a dishwasher when I was a kid, but never used it except for big parties. I have never owned one and probably never will. Washing dishes slows down time and is a good daydreaming tool.
It’s funny– I have those same measuring spoons from a kids’ recipe book I got from my mom’s work Christmas Party 20 years ago.
It’s good to see that those are still making the rounds!
yes!!! i’ve totally had them for about twenty years now…
Too funny!!
Not to brag or anything but I am the Queen of Clean Up. The kitchen always stays pretty clean when I cook and I prefer to clean dishes as I go along,
want to be roommates?
I’m pretty much the same as Lisa. I can’t let the dishes pile up as I bake, otherwise I’ll never do them. I have to do them as I’m going. I’ll usually start washing when one batch of whatever is in the oven. Or if I’m making cupcakes for an event, the BF comes over to help out and he’s immediately put on dish-washing duty. He doesn’t mind–thank goodness!
I hate cleaning up, so I guess I’m not your girl. I think I even need my own dish washer!