A blog is a beautiful thing.
You see, I have the power to write about whatever I want, whenever I want and make seemingly outrageous proclamations to the entire world. Sitting behind my laptop makes me feel powerful, the same way I feel when my quads are on fire after one too many chair poses or after I bike 30 miles and chug green smoothies.
Remember the movie Julie and Julia?
I WANT TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE WITH POWER!
DO YOU HAVE ANY POWER?
Take what I say with a grain of salt, folks. It’s all in good fun.